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pinocchinope

pinocchinope

Regular price $28.50 USD
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“I wish I was a real cop.”
Yeah. We can tell.

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee doesn’t spell it out because it doesn’t have to. The message is loud already: cosplay authority, borrowed power, manufactured fear. The strings are visible. The badge is pretend. The control is the point.

This is for people who clock the performance instantly and aren’t interested in playing along.

Wear it as a statement.
Wear it as a warning.
Because when legitimacy is fake, calling fraud is public service.


Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color depth and vintage feel
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric
- Tubular, no-side-seam construction and double-needle stitched hems for longevity
- Available S–4XL 

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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