This long sleeve keeps the satire front and center: authority worn like an outfit, seriousness mistaken for substance, performance confused for purpose. No matter how intense the act, it still reads as dress-up.
It’s not enforcement. It’s not credibility. It’s a role someone wants to play.
Layer it up and let the image do the talking. Because legitimacy isn’t something you put on and no amount of gear can fake it.
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, strong fabric - Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture - Ribbed-knit cuffs and double-needle hems for durability - Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and neck/shoulder twill tape - Sewn-in twill label; made in Honduras with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
