This relaxed, garment-dyed tee roasts the performative “law enforcement” aesthetic for what it is: cosplay with props. The gear is loud, the pose is serious, but the authority? Fully imagined.
The design leans into the absurd - tactical dress-up meets playtime visuals - because once you strip away the costume, what’s left isn’t legitimacy, it’s theater.
Wear it to highlight the performance. Wear it to clock the act instantly. Because dressing up doesn’t make it real, and pretending never earns respect.
Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear - Garment-dyed finish for soft color depth and vintage feel - Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric - Tubular, no-side-seam construction and double-needle stitched hems for longevity - Available S–4XL
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
